Don't Ask Me Mug
Joe thinks that Bikes are Really cool, like, too cool for him, but he LOvEs to ask me about them all the time at work. I'd love to make him drool with stories of twisties and staring babes, blue skies and miles earned, but the fact of the matter is my bike is stronger willed than I am, and I just can't get the damned thing running.
"You get that bike out on the road yet?"
"Joe, I'll tell you when I do, for the last time Stop Bringing Up My Failures!"
Enter the "Don't Ask Me About My Motorcycle" Mug. On days after you fought a particularly hard battle with your carbs (again) and the wife is getting upset about your runaway budget, reach for this T and then just maybe Ol' Joe will get off your back as well.
11 oz. Ceramic Mug